The Kid Stays In The Picture

Yet another MLS photo including a child.

Fireplace Shrine

What does one do with a nonworking fireplace? Turn it into a shrine for high school trophies of course!

Easy Snacking!

Snacking while watching TV is easy in this house. Everyone should have a fridge and large table next to a big screen TV.

Guy On The Deck?

Wait a minute, what's that guy doing on the deck? Barbecuing? Moving lawn furniture? Maybe the real estate agency photographer should ask him to step aside before snapping this rear shot of the house. Just a thought.

Why Bother? Really.

I comb the Garden State MLS site daily. Many houses I like, I think to myself, "Why isn't there a photo of the kitchen?" Obviously the kitchen must be dated or possibly a shambles. What's worse, misleading house hunters with an awkward shot of just the brand new stove, no photos of the kitchen or a photo like this one?

Mirror In The Bathroom

Why, oh why do I so love when people take photos and you see their reflection?

Buy This House & Drop 30 Pounds!

Holy steps!!! No need for that gym membership with these homes. 

Someone Call Hoarders, Not House Hunters!

This photo nicely depicts that there's plenty of storage space in the attic of this house for sale in New Jersey.

Let's Wallpaper the Kitchen Cabinets

Someone help me here. What the heck is going on with that one section of cabinetry? Did the homeowner actually stick some wallpaper over it? Big WTF to this New Jersey home!

Honey, Look! A Garage!

You can tell when a foreclosure agent doesn't have access to the inside of the house when they desperately snap photos of random bushes, I mean garages from the 1800s. Enjoy tearing that shit down.

Jokes Aside, I Love The '70s!

I'm not kidding this time. I really do dig this snazzy kitchen. I've always wanted an in-wall oven like The Bradys had! Too cool!

PS This may even be '60s? I can't really tell.

Workout Room? More Like House of Horrors!

Move on in and get in shape right. This warm, inviting basement doubles as a workout space. No thanks! If a family with kids moves into this New Jersey house, you can bet your ass they won't be heading downstairs until they're old enough to drive!

My Couch is Older Than Your Grandma!

This classic couch seen in the above Long Island house, looks like it has been with the house since the original owner purchased it. Maybe it was even a hand-me-down back then. Nice!

John Cougar Mellencamp Would Be Proud

Nice pink house.
This one is in New Jersey.

Don't Bother To Straighten Up

Most agents prefer to stage a home when trying to unload it. This winner didn't even bother to ask the homeowner to tidy up before snapping these lovely photos.

Festive Fireplace

Whoever snapped this photo of a house for sale in Vernon, New Jersey, doesn't know the tricks. What's with the lady sitting at the kitchen table and where did they come up with the brilliant idea to hang a poster over drywall or whatever that crap is called?

Proud To Be An American

The owners of this 1936 year-round lake house in Sussex County aren't ashamed of showing their American pride with red, white and blue decor inside and out!

Short Folks Need Only Apply

This Sparta, NJ house was clearly built for the Little People, Big World family other folks may hit their head trying to whip up their breakfast in this kitchen.

Smallest House in Sussex County

For $90K and yearly taxes of $3,173, you can have what appears to be the tiniest home in Sussex County, NJ. PS House is sold in "as is" condition. What a shocker!

Ugliest Cabinets Ever!

Hello? Who picked out these horrible kitchen cabinets?