Who's your decorator?

"Let's match the chairs to the wallpaper, honey!"

Picture Perfect

This is a first, a real estate image framed and fancy? Weird!

Kitty Porn

I love when cats make it into real estate photos. I truly do. I could do an entire website just featuring kitty cats sneaking into real estate photos. No lie.

Futuristic Fireplace

Normally I bombard you with photos of shiteous homes or people sneaking into Realtor's pictures.

For once I found a semi-decent house, yet guffawed at the sight of this weirdo-looking wood burning stove. I think that's what this is. Looks more like a space ship or some shit. Why does this image seem so funny to me? Anyone?

Why bother? Seriously!

Searching for homes in New Jersey, I am yet again stumped. 

My initial reaction at viewing the cozy snow-covered exterior shot of this mint green gem was, "Not bad for $119K." I then made the mistake of clicking around to view additional photos.

The second thought that came to mind, "Why bother including interior photos?" Like, really. I'm at a loss for words here.

Remember two-tone jeans? Here's a two-tone house!

Guess they couldn't decide which color they preferred?

Wait 'Til The Landscapers Leave...

before you take your damn photos!

An overzealous real estate photographer just couldn't wait to snap this exterior shot of a house in East Hanover, NJ.