Dream Kitchen

I haven't updated this blog much because being unemployed, I'm no longer in a position to look at homes.

I did scope out this gem in Wayne, NJ though. Check it.

Holy Hotness!

Check out this guy or couple's (male hats?) bedroom. The walls are plastered with relatives and loved ones, then suddenly, BAM! SHIRTLESS MAN LOOKIN' MUCH TOO SEXY!

Boris The Spider!

Can you spot the leftover Halloween decoration?

Kitty Not Included

Hello Kitty! Kitty not included, but lovely view of ShopRite and two soda machines are all yours for the price of $265,000 in Netcong, New Jersey.

Who's your decorator?

"Let's match the chairs to the wallpaper, honey!"

Picture Perfect

This is a first, a real estate image framed and fancy? Weird!

Kitty Porn

I love when cats make it into real estate photos. I truly do. I could do an entire website just featuring kitty cats sneaking into real estate photos. No lie.