Remember two-tone jeans? Here's a two-tone house!

Guess they couldn't decide which color they preferred?

Wait 'Til The Landscapers Leave...

before you take your damn photos!

An overzealous real estate photographer just couldn't wait to snap this exterior shot of a house in East Hanover, NJ.

Proud To Be An American, Part Two

Yet another proud American has ruined their lovely home with lots of red, white and blue.

Whatcha Watching?

Is that a bloody animal mouth on the left side of the TV screen? Whatever it is, is almost as scary as the tightness of this living room. "Everyone scoot over, I need to get to the bathroom!"

Bless This Mess

Forget calling the show Stagers, a Hoarders intervention may be more appropriate.  Geez, who sells a house this messy? Look at the island in the kitchen!

"Groovy Wallpaper"

The description under this photo on the MLS site seriously read "groovy wallpaper" -- I'd describe it as vomit-inducing.

Boop Boop De Boop

Like Betty Boop much? This seller sure does!