Futuristic Fireplace

Normally I bombard you with photos of shiteous homes or people sneaking into Realtor's pictures.

For once I found a semi-decent house, yet guffawed at the sight of this weirdo-looking wood burning stove. I think that's what this is. Looks more like a space ship or some shit. Why does this image seem so funny to me? Anyone?

Why bother? Seriously!

Searching for homes in New Jersey, I am yet again stumped. 

My initial reaction at viewing the cozy snow-covered exterior shot of this mint green gem was, "Not bad for $119K." I then made the mistake of clicking around to view additional photos.

The second thought that came to mind, "Why bother including interior photos?" Like, really. I'm at a loss for words here.

Remember two-tone jeans? Here's a two-tone house!

Guess they couldn't decide which color they preferred?

Wait 'Til The Landscapers Leave...

before you take your damn photos!

An overzealous real estate photographer just couldn't wait to snap this exterior shot of a house in East Hanover, NJ.

Proud To Be An American, Part Two

Yet another proud American has ruined their lovely home with lots of red, white and blue.

Whatcha Watching?

Is that a bloody animal mouth on the left side of the TV screen? Whatever it is, is almost as scary as the tightness of this living room. "Everyone scoot over, I need to get to the bathroom!"

Bless This Mess

Forget calling the show Stagers, a Hoarders intervention may be more appropriate.  Geez, who sells a house this messy? Look at the island in the kitchen!