Proud To Be An American, Part Two

Yet another proud American has ruined their lovely home with lots of red, white and blue.

Whatcha Watching?

Is that a bloody animal mouth on the left side of the TV screen? Whatever it is, is almost as scary as the tightness of this living room. "Everyone scoot over, I need to get to the bathroom!"

Bless This Mess

Forget calling the show Stagers, a Hoarders intervention may be more appropriate.  Geez, who sells a house this messy? Look at the island in the kitchen!

"Groovy Wallpaper"

The description under this photo on the MLS site seriously read "groovy wallpaper" -- I'd describe it as vomit-inducing.

Boop Boop De Boop

Like Betty Boop much? This seller sure does!

Cabinet/Dishwasher

We've seen wallpapered cabinets, but here's something I've never seen before ... 

It appears to be a cabinet door super glued to a dishwasher. Geez, what'll they think of next?

Triangular House

You must be very tiny to live in this house. A bump on the head will surely result with a step to the left or a step to the right. The ad for this Sussex County, NJ house features this lone image.